From The Tractor Seat “The Apple Worms”

Another little bit from the storybook I created for my grandsons, Alej and Christian.

Written by Judy Rebman
The Apple Worms by Judy Rebman

The Apple Worms

 

  • I picked an apple from the tree
  •  a worm popped out and said to me
  • You are invading my privacy.
  • This is my house, can’t you see”
  • “You silly old worm,” I said to him,
  •  “It’s not a house that I’m pickin
  • An apple it is I’ve picked from this tree
  • and I’m pickin more, just wait and see”
  • “Now hold on there for just a minute
  •  and I’ll explain why I’m a tenant.
  • I’ve selected this tree for its prime location; next to a creek you see.
  • With sunny mornings and afternoon shade, it’s a perfect locality.”
  • “Why Mr. Worm, I’m so sorry
  • to have invaded your so called privacy
  • But you’ll have to move on and relocate, there isn’t time to waste
  • I’ve apples to pick and pies to bake so its best if you make haste.”
  • “You silly girl I demand you move on to a different kind of tree
  • Each apple here you soon will find is a home to my very large family
  • We’ve lived here for many, many years and have staked our rightly claim
  • So move along, get out of here, we were fine before you came.”
  • “Very well, I’ll move along I do apologize
  • I didn’t mean to cause you harm, I just didn’t realize
  • That an apple could become a house for a wormy family
  • Have a nice day, I’ll be on my way, I’ll go find another tree.”

From The Tractor Seat

November, 2013

By Judy Rebman

Another tidbit – From The Tractor Seat

Bucks under the apple tree
Bucks under the apple tree

Apple Tree

  • I had a picnic lunch today
  • I picked an apple from a tree
  • And then I sat down on the ground
  • and munched my apple happily
  • I watched the clouds up in the sky
  • as they slowly floated by
  • A gentle breeze blew through my hair
  • Heard crickets chirping everywhere
  • The trees were green, the sky was blue
  • the sun was out to warm me
  • A perfect day, a perfect world
  • and lunch beneath an apple tree

 

  • From The Tractor Seat
  • September 27, 2014
  • By Judy Rebman

“A Fat Goose Called Matilda – A Tall Tale And A Story”

A Fat Goose Called Matilda.

A Tall Tale Told by Karl Rebman on April 25, 2017 And A Story Inspired By The Tall Tale Told By Karl Rebman Written By Judy Rebman on April 29, 2017

Living in Small Town, USA not a day goes by without a tall tale told by the old guys hanging out at Hardees on any given morning.    Gossip, true or not, is told in abundance.      Stories, true or not, are told and often exaggerated.   One may never know the truth behind some of the tales.    But the telling of such stories is always done with a straight face and a twinkle in the eye.  And, if you are on the receiving end of one of these tall tales, listen closely, for you are in for a treat, an adventure, a mystery, a love story, a journey that will take you beyond the realm of everyday and into a world of imagination, delight, and make believe.

Here is one such tale as told to us by Karl Rebman the evening of April 25, 2017 as we were sitting around the dinner table.

Karl’s tall tale about a goose called Matilda.   His tale went something like this.

I knew a farmer once had a huge goose.   Name was Matilda.    Fed her table scraps.    She was big and fat.   Kept her tied up in the barn lot.   She was so big a grown man could ride around on her back.   And they did.   You’d go over there and there’d be some guy riding around on that fat goose, Matilda.

One day the farmer asked me to take care of Matilda.   I felt sorry for that fat goose being tied up in the barn lot and guys riding around on her back so I cut her loose and she flew off.     You’d see her from time to time flying with the other geese.   She was easy to spot.   She was the biggest one up there.    Sometimes she’d even be flying lead.

Later, when I was over in Korea we were flying patrol one day.     We’d have that plane out till it near ran out of fuel.   Our fuel tanks were running low and we were heading back to camp.    As we were approaching that last mountain top we had to pass with camp just on the other side, the engine started to sputter.   We were out of fuel.   There was no way we were going to make it over that mountain.  We were over enemy territory and the plane was starting to go down.    There was nothing we could do.    Suddenly we felt the plane being lifted, gentle as a breeze.   How could that be, our fuel gauges read empty, the engines had died.   But the plane was somehow floating over the top of that mountain.    We looked out the window and to our surprise saw a big fat goose.   It was Matilda, she lifted us over that mountain and  we were able to glide into camp and land the plane safely.

The moral of the story…..no good deed goes unrewarded.   

Karl was my catalyst behind this story that I’ve written about a fat goose called Matilda.      It was such a delight to listen to him tell his tale with a straight face and a twinkle in his eye.

A Fat Goose Called Matilda.  Inspired by Karl Rebman.  Written by Judy Rebman

Matilda is a goose.   Not just an ordinary goose you see.   Matilda is a pet goose and she is very, very spoiled.    She lives on a farm in a small town in Central Illinois.      She flew in there one spring day while on her way North.   She was tired and hungry and had stopped to have a small snack in Farmer Greg’s field.

Well, this didn’t sit well with Farmer Greg.   You see the snack Matilda was so much enjoying was the corn seeds Farmer Greg had just planted in his field.    The seeds that were supposed to sprout and grow into tall corn stalks.   Corn stalks that would produce big ears of corn that Farmer Greg would harvest that upcoming fall.     The seeds Matilda was happily noshing on that would no longer be in planted, sprouted, grown, or harvested.    This was not acceptable.   No sir, not one single bit.

So, Farmer Greg in his haste to halt that noshing goose rushed into the house to retrieve his trusty ole shotgun.   He would take care of that pesky goose and see to it that ole Matilda had had her final snack from his field.

After grabbing his shotgun from the gun rack on the wall in the kitchen he was headed back out the door to take care of business.   Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, asked where he was going with his trusty ole shotgun.     “Got us a goose out in the field eating up all my sowed seeds,” he bellowed.   “I’m going to put a pellet or two in that goose’s rear.    That’ll be the end of her.   Get your roasting pan out.   We’re having goose for supper.”

“Now you hold on just a minute there hot shot.”   Said Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy.    “That ole goose is just doing what any ole goose would be doing after a long flight.     She doesn’t mean any harm.    There are much better ways to handle this type of situation.”

“Only one way I know of and that’s to fill her with some buck shot and send her tail feathers a flyin’,”  said Farmer Greg as he headed out the door.

Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, hightailed it out that door right behind Farmer Greg.    She stopped at the barn, grabbed a rope, ran past Farmer Greg right into that field where Matilda was still munching away.

“You silly goose,” said Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy,  “you best stop eating from Farmer Greg’s field lest you get your backside filled with led.     You come with me and I’ll see to it that you get a mighty fine supper to fill your belly.”      Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, walked right on up to that goose, made a little noose in the rope and slipped it right on over Matilda’s head.

“Honk, honk” said Matilda as she dug her webbed feet into the field, “Honk, honk.”

Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, said, “Oh you hush now you silly old goose and follow me on up to the house.”

They made quite a scene the three of them.     Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, leading a waddling goose called Matilda tethered to a rope with Farmer Greg pulling up the rear muttering something about a man’s duty is to protect and provide and a man has his pride…..

Back up at the house, Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, took Matilda out back of the farmhouse and tied her up to a great big old oak tree.   “Sorry to have to handle things this way but it’s the only way I can keep you out of trouble, out of Farmer Greg’s field and out of the roasting pan!    After a while I’m sure you’ll find you quite like living here on the farm.    I’ll get you some straw so you can build you a mighty fine nest.    This big old oak tree will keep you shaded and protected from rain.    Now I’ll go on up to the house and fetch you some vittles while you get settled in.”

“Honk, honk.”

And that’s how Matilda came to be on Farmer Greg’s farm.

Over the next few years, Matilda grew quite big and fat being fed table scraps by Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy and from time to time by Farmer Greg himself.   Matilda loved leftover pancakes from breakfast, peanut butter sandwiches from lunch, and vegetables and biscuits from dinner.     She didn’t mind being tied up to that tree, no sir, not one single bit.   Matter of fact, she probably would have stayed in just that same place without being tied up as she so liked living on Farmer Greg’s farm.

Neighbors would stop by for a visit and marvel at the huge goose named Matilda.    She was so big that grown men could ride on her back.    From time to time you’d see someone or other just a hootin’ and hollerin’ as they went for a ride around the barn lot on old Matilda.    She was big and strong.   She didn’t mind one single bit givin’ rides because after a trip around the barn lot she was always rewarded with a tasty morsel from someone’s dinner bucket or apron pocket.   Dill pickles and chocolate chip cookies were her favorites.

One day while Farmer Greg was out working in the fields and Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy was in town doing her shopping a teenage boy, his name was Karl, stopped by their house.   He was looking to find part time work helping around the farm.    He saw that no one was home and was getting ready to leave when he heard a “honk, honk” from the back yard.

Now, Karl had heard about this big fat goose on Farmer Greg’s farm.   A goose that was big enough for a grown man to ride, was what he’d been told.    Curious, Karl went out back to have a look for himself.     Sure enough, to his surprise, there was that big fat goose Matilda tied up to a tree.

“Well, now, look at you, you ole fat goose,” said Karl.    He felt sad that Matilda was tied to the tree.    He thought she didn’t like having grown men take a ride on her back.    So, he untied the rope.   “Now you are free to find your flock and live your life like a normal goose,” said Karl to Matilda.

About that time, a flock of geese were flying overhead.     “Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk” came their cries from above.    “There you go Matilda,” said Karl, “go on now.   You’re free.    Go fly with your flock.”

At first Matilda was a little confused at being untied from the tree.   There was no one around wanting a ride on her back.   Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy was not out and about to give her a treat or sing her a song.    What did this strange teenage boy suppose she was to do.

Karl kept saying to Matilda, “Now go, fly with the geese, go on, get out of here now quick.”

Matilda was beginning to get a bit perturbed, “honk, honk”.   She put her wings on her thighs and started to waddle right on back to her nest under the old oak tree.    Suddenly, she paused as she heard a faint noise.   “Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk” and it was growing louder.  She looked up and saw a mess of geese flying in tight formation happily honking as they flew along.   This reminded Matilda of the time she used to fly North and South before she came to be at Farmer Greg’s barnyard.   She wanted to fly again.   But when she flapped her wings, she couldn’t get off the ground.   She was too fat.

The teenage boy Karl saw her struggling to lift off and he knew just the right thing to do to get her airborne.   At first, he struggled a bit trying to lift Matilda off the ground.    She was so fat and heavy.   But, finally, he managed to lift her enough to give her a bit of a toss into the air to get her started.    But, Matilda was so heavy she just plopped back down on the ground.    Karl tried again but, flop, Matilda fell back to the ground.

“Well, there’s got to be another way,” said Karl to Matilda.    “Try giving it a running start,” he suggested as he got behind Matilda and gave her a little push to get her going.   He ran behind her giving her little pushes from time to time as she started to run faster and faster.  Then she started to flap her wings, faster and faster, and before she knew it she was airborne.

Karl hooted and hollered and jumped around that barn yard shouting, “You did it.   Matilda, you did it!”

And Matilda honk, honked as she flew away to join the flock of geese.

Farmer Greg and his wife Judy were sad when they returned home and found Matilda was gone.   They had no idea what happened to her or why she left.     They sure would miss that fat ole goose.

That next spring, while Farmer Greg was planting his fields he heard a honk, honk from overhead.    He looked up and low and behold he spotted Matilda instantly.   She was the biggest, fattest goose in the flock.      “Honk, honk” she said in greeting and waved her wing at Farmer Greg and continued on with her flock.

Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, was happy to hear that Matilda was flying North with her flock.   She said she would be sure to look for Matilda next fall when the flock would be heading South for the winter.     Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, wanted to see her and say hello.

Sure enough, come late that September as she was out back hanging wash on the line to dry she heard a “honk, honk”, looked up and saw Matilda flying with her flock of geese.     Matilda was easy to spot, she was the fattest goose in the flock.     Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy, gave Matilda a holler and a hearty wave.   She was so happy to see Matilda doing well.

The next Spring when the geese flew over there was no sign of Matilda with her flock.   That Fall, during harvest time, again, Matilda was not spotted with her flock.

Farmer Greg and his wife, Judy were sad and worried about Matilda.     “Maybe she just took a different route,” said Farmer Greg to his wife, Judy.

“Perhaps,” said Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy.    “I just hope she hasn’t wound up in some roasting pan somewhere.   She was such a fat goose and could have made someone a nice goose dinner.

“Now, Judy,” said Farmer Greg.   “That goose Matilda was well loved and well fed while she was here.   She was a good goose and very smart.   Why, I bet she just took a different route, or maybe she has started her own flock of baby geese and took to nesting for a spell.”

Farmer Greg and his wife, Judy continued to keep a look out for Matilda.   The next Spring had arrived.   Flocks of geese had flown by on their way to settle in at their goose homes up North.  The leaves on the trees had started to turn green, flowers were blooming, and birds were chirping but there was still no sign of Matilda.

Then, one day Farmer Greg and his wife, Judy, were out back in the vegetable garden planting green beans and tomatoes when all of a sudden they heard a loud thud out in the barn lot.  They went around to the front of the house and there stood that big fat goose Matilda.

“Honk, honk” said Matilda and raised her wing in greeting as she waddled over to greet Farmer Greg and his wife Judy.

As she approached, Farmer Greg noticed something shiny hanging from around Matilda’s neck.     “What do you reckon that is,”  Farmer Greg said to his wife, Judy.

“Sure looks like a sparkly necklace of some sort.” Replied Farmer Greg’s wife Judy.

As Farmer Greg bent over to get a closer look at Matilda and her shiny mystery he said, “Well, I’ll be, she’s wearing a medal.   It’s a Bronze Star medal.  Wonder how she came to have gotten that.”

“Honk, honk,” said Matilda as she gave Farmer Greg and his wife Judy a feathered hug before lifting off to fly away.

“Well,” said Farmer Greg’s wife, Judy.    “I guess that’s one mystery we’ll never solve.    But that Matilda, she certainly is one very fat and very special goose indeed.”

The moral of this Tall Tale and The Story Behind It…….Spend time with the old folks.   They have delightful stories to tell.    You may never know if they are true or lore but you will be delighted with their tales and they will be delighted with your time and attention!     You create your reality!

Story property of Judy Rebman.   From The Tractor Seat.   Copy rights and all rights reserved 4/29/17

Snow in Central Illinois and “A Rooster Came To Stay”

Nothing like a little mid March snow in the Midwest…….

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Snow in Frederick March 13, 2017

and some ripe bananas………to inspire some creative cooking…..

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Banana Muffins

So, this morning after I made a batch of these delicious “Banana Pecan Crunch Muffins” (I found the recipe on Pinterest) I headed out to take some pictures of the snowy scene happening just outside my door.    Might be the last one of the year……..but then again……..

While aiming my camera to get the perfect shot, I noticed some movement up the hill……

Fox on the hill
Fox on the hill

Yep, orange fur, fluffy tail and crouched down low to the ground.    Thank goodness he/she was heading in the direction opposite my chicken coop……..which reminded me of a story I had written for my grandkids a few years back.

I titled it “A Rooster Came To Stay” and put my own self publishing/printing/book binding “skills” to work and created little story “books” for them.     So here goes, another tale “From The Tractor Seat” written by me during harvest seasons over the years gone by.

All of the photographs in the book, except for the pictures of the “varmints” and fox were taken by me or my husband, Greg, here at our farm.   The varmints and fox photos were found on the internet (and I take not credit for them).

So here goes my silly little story………make sure you use your best grandma, chicken and rooster voices when you’re reading it 🙂

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Thanks for stopping by!   Have a great day!   And Be Inspired!!!

All rights reserved.

 

 

From The Tractor Seat – Turkey On The Hill

Wild Turkey on The Farm Aug 2016
Wild Turkey on The Farm Aug 2016

Turkey On The Hill

  • Turkey don’t come down here
  • I say this every year
  • Cause Grandma’s got her roaster out
  • Thanksgiving Day is near
  • Turkey don’t come down here
  • Stay very far away
  • Cause Grandpa’s got his shotgun out
  • It’s almost turkey day
  • Why’s there roast beef on the table
  • They say its turkey day
  • There’s no drumstick, there’s no wishbone
  • Cause that turkey got away

Written by Judy Rebman, From The Tractor Seat, October 27, 2013

 

From The Tractor Seat…..By Judy Rebman

Personally Published!
Personally Published!

I have always wanted to be a writer.    I guess you could say I am a writer.    I do write……a lot!    So let me rephrase that.    I have always wanted to be a published author.

Early on I started writing poetry.    Was told I was pretty good at it, too.     Took creative writing classes in high school and advanced English classes.     Don’t know how much of that learning has stuck with me over the years.    Pretty sure my punctuation and grammar and sentence structure are not spot on.    BUT, I say if you have a story to tell, tell it.     Write it the way you want.    Use your voice.     Use whatever words resonate with you.     Punctuate where and when you want!

The thought of someone editing my work sends chills up and down my spine.    Sure, they may be able to say something better or maybe just differently than what I have written.    They may change my verbs and adjectives, add or delete words, change my punctuation marks which then could change the emotion I had put into a particular sentence or paragraph.

Oh yea, and paragraphs!    I’m not always sure where the proper breaks should be made.    So I make them where I want them.    And, if it sounds good to me, that is where they stay.

Editors, agents, publishers.     They may help me to become a better writer but I still want and need my own voice to be found in my writing.

When I left my job in the corporate world I thought I would finally have the time to write my stories.     And, I did have the time.     But, I soon learned that writing wasn’t as simple as I thought it would be.      Here is an example of my days spent writing:

  • staring at a blank page on a computer screen
  • creating a title for my book before I had even written a word
  • starting a story page that might go something like this…..   She found herself high on a hill in the middle of the night.      Then that would be it.    I’d find myself frozen at the keyboard and empty of words.   Not thoughts, my mind is always flittering away, just no words flowing from my thoughts through my fingertips onto the pate
  • searching the web for articles on “how to write a…..” fill in the blank
  • searching the web for articles on purple prose
  • searching the web for articles on how to get published
  • getting up from the computer and putting in a load of laundry
  • back to staring at a blank page on a computer screen
  • starting to write a story page that might go something like this…..   Her butt was sore from sitting at her desk in front of a blank computer screen all day while thinking to write the next best selling novel of all time.
  • getting up from the computer and emptying  the dishwasher
  • making lunch
  • reading a book that will take me to that pivotal point where character, plot, and story flow easily from my mind, through my fingers, to my blank page.

You get the gist.    And, if you’ve ever tried to write, you can probably relate.

After a year of repeating the above steps, having a few starter pages and even a chapter or two for the worlds next best selling novel, I threw in my towel, walked away from my computer screen and opted for different avenues in which to release my creative urges.

Over the past eight years I’ve taught myself to garden; herbs, vegetables and flowers.    I’ve tried my hand at a little interior decorating; ripping up carpets and refinishing the stairway, painted and repainted walls and ceilings (I can now paint edges without taping!).    Refurbished some old furniture pieces.    Read and reread a LOT of books.      And, started creating jewelry and my very own small business!

But, I still have this gnawing urge to write.      Which takes me to my title page for this post, From the Tractor Seat – By Judy Rebman.

When I first started driving the tractor and became the grain cart operator during harvest I was a nervous wreck.    Afraid I would not be where I needed to be, would not be able to “dump on the go”, would spill grain when I was loading the truck.     I would sit in the tractor at attention, listening intently over the hand held radios to be called into action.     I would not have any distractions in the tractor; no radio, no phone, no books.   Nothing to do but sit and wait and think.   Long days and sometimes quite boring I’m sorry to say.

Over the years as I developed my skills with grain cart operations I became more at ease and confident in my farming responsibilities.     I began taking a blank notepad and pen with me and would write from my little tractor cab office cubicle.    Short poems or stories arising from my thoughts or things I would see in the field;  a grasshopper, a mouse, trash along the roadway.

The more I wrote from my little sterile environment where the only interruptions where my call to field duty, the more relaxed I became with my writing and the easier the words would flow from my mind to my fingertips onto the blank page.

I didn’t worry about what other people would think, or proper grammar, punctuation, and purple prose.    I just wrote what came freely to me at that particular moment.    And I enjoyed seeing my little stories evolve.

And so came my first publication!    From the Tractor Seat and A Rooster Came To Stay are my self-published, first edition, storybooks.     I gathered up some of the stories I’d written from my seat in the tractor over a few harvest seasons, printed my pages, added some photos and illustrations, hand bound the books, and presented them to my grandsons, Alej and Christian.    There are only three copies in circulation, I gave copies to my dad, too.       And you know what, I’m pretty proud of this accomplishment.     No, they are not on the best seller list but they are an heirloom I created for my grandsons and grandbabies yet to be that may someday be passed down from generation to generation.       No editors, no agents, no publishers.    Just my words, in my voice, my style of writing without a care in the world as to whether or not they are grammatically correct or perfect as per some others’ standards.   Just a few little stories and poems that I hope will bring a laugh, a smile, or a small bit of joy to someone’s world.

I will be sharing some of these little poems and stories here on my website.    Maybe you will enjoy them.    I hope so.    Maybe you will criticize and judge them.    That is your prerogative.

All I can say is that I love to write so I am going to write and who knows……someday you might just find me on that best seller list.

Follow your dreams!    Don’t get in the way of yourself.       And, certainly, don’t let others block your path.      Feel free to be who you want to be and you will become that person!